You and me both, Girlfriend! WOW! This is deadly stuff.
When I was in high school, my boyfriend and I used to stop by the drive-in (Hot Shoppes) on our way home in his '58 Chevy -- I guess now it's called "cruising"? -- and we'd have their hot fudge cake. It was absolutely the best stuff I've ever put in my mouth.
No, there's no way I could eat this -- I'd never stop.