a guy and girl started getting hot and heavy on the kitchen table and the girl or guy (can't remember) looked over and saw the ceramic cow salt shaker "staring" at them, so one of them knowcked it on the floor and broke it! LMAO
That is one of my most favorite of all time. I want the same shaker just to remind me of it.... but it'd probably wind up broken cause that sounds like something I would do!