Irritable Bowel Syndrome Message Boards | Well, actually... (a post from someone now employed by the police)

... you are not entirely correct. Those in fact are crimes. You see, if a woman reaches 'a certain age' (like the ripe old age of, say, 20) and hasn't found herself a mate for life, she is what we call a SWP (that's Spinster Without Prospects). Now, we normally put someone like her on directed surveillance so that if she does anything that SWPs are not allowed to do, we can nap her and put her away. For example, if a woman has not made the appropriate life decisions (say, going to college.. getting a full-time job where there is any chance for promotion) she is not legally allowed certain luxuries. Nice things (as you mentioned) is one of them. If a woman does not have a husband to provide for her said nice things, then she is not entitled to them. She should not socialize with women who do have these things, as that might make SWPs 'yearn' for these things, and will then do terrible things like take better paying jobs in order to acquire them.

I would also like to just place a personal complaint against you for suggesting that the above is neither true, nor acceptable. It is spreading these kind of ideas that can find a woman like you behind bars faster than you can say, "Women's Lib".
Now go cook something.
--Steph

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