Irritable Bowel Syndrome Message Boards | Re: You. Yes, YOU! Here's something to think about....

OK, here's what I would do. (this is what i am in the mood for today. maybe another time i'd feel more altruistic, but not today!)

I'm totally in a materialistic and self-indulgent mood right now and also in the mood to cheat, so here goes:

I would go to NY city. i'd rent a car and driver, of course, and also book it for the next day (you'll see why, later!). i'd also get a great expensive suite in a huge hotel- need somewhere for my Ambien slumber when it's all done, right!?

during the day and into the evening i'd go to a few of the best restaurants I could find, but i'd time it just right so that i could get max shopping time in! LS, wanna meet me somewhere nice for dinner? just be sure to eat fast, i'll be in a hurry!

I'd go shopping, all day long. Especially in Prada and other stores I can't really afford to window-shop at normally. I'd buy up those dang stores buying lots of staples and quite a few frivolous trends. I'd also do some SERIOUS shoe shopping.

i'd also buy myself and my mom and best friend bookings at a nice salon (for a future day) for pampering. we all deserve it!

Here's where the cheating comes in: I'd also go to a few other stores like Saks and H&M and any other big store I passed and get a big fat gift card for myself at each. (so i can shop in the future!)

i know i'd pick up gifts for friends and family along the way. i always do (even when i'm broke!). i think i'd take a nice swing through a men's store and get some nice clothes for my super-cute youngest bro. he's craving some "adult" clothes (just graduated from college!). he's earned 'em!

Oh, and you can BET i'd be at Tiffany's! oh yeah! I'd be especially fast yet deadly in there, since I know what I like, jewelry-wise and I'd just fly through pointing and not even watching the salespeople pull it aside for me.

naturally, i'd let them hold it all for me and come back with the car the next day to pick it all up. can't have any "lugging" slow me down!

so that's my totally selfish day.

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