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Omarosa Hired By Al Qaeda

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia�After an intense interview process with Al Qaeda's number one man, Osama bin Laden, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth was hired to head up the organization's Transportation Department.

"It was difficult decision for me," noted bin Laden, "but the clincher was when Omarosa covertly lost Jessica Simpson. Her depth of deception and callous behavior is just what this organization has been looking for."

When interviewed after being hired for this plum assignment, Omarosa stated: "My Trump card was my ability to lie without knowing it. Working for Osama is the perfect fit for someone with my background and total lack of business savvy. I am looking forward to adding some class to the cave-dwelling lifestyle of powerful men on the run."

When last sighted Osama and his new hire were seen circling mountainous terrain, dodging low flying aircraft. Days later, a taped message was received in the states with an offer for Jessica Simpson to entertain the Taliban troops in Afghanistan.

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