These jokes were on my daily calender...I haven't pulled the tabs off for like a month. So I came a cross a few good jokes!
When a greedy doctor arrived in hell, the devil asked him to choose from three doors. He opened the first and saw fire and brimstone. Horrified, he shut tht door. Next he tried door number two which offered plague and disease. Finally he opened door number three to see groups of male doctors in white coats being waited upon by women wearing only nurse's caps. "I'll take door number three!" he exclaimed. "Oh, I beg your pardon", said the devil, "I shouldn't have shown you that door. That's nurses' hell". 
"It's no good", said the doctor to the patient, "I cant find anything wrong with you. It must be the drinking". "Well then", said the patient, "I'll just have to come back when you're sober".
Word that Should Never Be Spoken in the Operating Room
:That was some party last night. I really tied one on.
:Hand me that...uh...thingie.
:Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
I thought these were funny! Hope you guys liked it too!
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A few funny Dr. jokes!
