I absolutely love the last one! That is so right!
My mom asks what I can eat for lunch when they cook. I tell her rice and fish. She gets upset.
"Well, can you eat pork".... "NO"
"What about ribs?"..... DOUBLE NO!
"How about a slab of butter on your corn?"... Uh hello!
"You can eat some salad right?".... No, again, and again, and again!
She's absolutely crazy! I can eat alot more than fish and rice, but that's all she will cook that I can eat. Oh, but when I say cook rice, she wants to make rice consumme that has a stick of butter in it! Can't do it! On salads, she puts oil and vinegar. More oil than vinegar, but still can't do salad very well either!
-------------------- IBS-C, Gas, Bloating, HURTING!
I'm married and it's so wonderful!
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