Thanks for the laugh, Fancy! My husband didn't used to snore that bad unless he was extremely tired. Now, however, as he gets older the snoreing is getting worse. Not as bad as some wives have to put up with, but I'm a light sleeper...so I wake at the slightest noise. I'm like you...what are we supposed to do just lay there wide awake and put up with the noise? One time I nudged my husband and he said "WHAT!?" I said "you're snoring, turn over." And he said "I didn't hear anything!" and fell back asleep snoring, he didn't even know I woke him up. So I went to the couch. THEN he gets upset that I'm sleeping on the couch and that he's waking up in the morning without me beside him. Poor baby!