Ack. I'm hunched over my keyboard, gasping. It starts deep in my gut and slowly explodes, moving every organ. The sweat starts, soaking me as I hunch over. And then the heat takes over as a flush that never leaves. Suddenly the deep growling in my descending colon... my right side sounds like a toilet flushing.
I tear away from my computer in full attack, ripping off clothes on the way to the bathroom. No sooner than I spin a round and sit, my bowels erupt, exploding painfully into the bowl. The pain is ripping and stabbing, and as my overheated body spasms back and forth, I dream these are my actual guts being torn from me.
I pant softly and look at my watch: 7 minutes. I set my timer again to chart the time between this and the next attack.
Sitting back at my computer I wonder, if there are birthing shows, why not have shows on irregular bowel movements. Surely there are all the ingredients that make good television.
My mind has obviously gone.
~nelly~
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