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      07/12/06 05:45 AM
Computr821

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Loc: University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, PA/ Baltimore, MD

I found this on a site called goodquotes.com to be used as an answering machine message. I like having the Mission Impossible theme running in my head while I read it.

(Narrator's voice:) There Dale sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the middle of it, his arms windmilling at incredible speeds! Will he make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain. The bell hath sounded. Thou must leave a message

Avidan

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Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
--'Weird' Al Yankovic, "A Complicated Song"

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* For the answering machine
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07/12/06 05:45 AM
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