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Re: Need a witty line to say....       06/16/06 12:36 PM Edit Reply Quote susieannah Reged: 02/13/05 Posts: 177 Loc: sussex, england You could just start sneezing into your hand as people approach you and state loudly about your awful hayfever, am sure people wont be rushing over at great speed to shake your hand, or you could just say I wont shake your hand I've just spilt...... (insert sticky item of choice here) and my hands are sticky, or you could just refuse and apologise and claim you have OCD, with excessive hand washing rituals and you simply dont have time to wash your hands between each person so you would rather politely decline or..... you could say you've just painted your nails and they're still rather tacky and you dont want to smudge them. If anyone makes comments about your lack of hand shaking, claim that they looked rather grubby and you were scared of catching something, (that will teach them to talk about people ha ha) Good luck Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator

Entire thread Need a witty line to say.... michele 06/14/06 10:57 AM Re: Need a witty line to say.... Wind 06/16/06 12:46 PM Excuses for not shaking hands... hohoyumyum 06/15/06 08:55 PM Re: Excuses for not shaking hands... michele 06/16/06 08:18 AM Re: Need a witty line to say.... You guys are soooo funny with your comments he he nt bubbagirl 06/15/06 06:17 PM Re: Need a witty line to say.... Nelly 06/15/06 02:18 AM Re: Biohazard tape michele 06/15/06 08:00 AM Re: Biohazard tape Nelly 06/15/06 08:03 AM You could... ChristineM 06/14/06 08:50 PM Re: You could... michele 06/15/06 08:01 AM Re: Need a witty line to say.... Computr821 06/14/06 12:33 PM Re: Need a witty line to say.... jaime g 06/14/06 11:09 AM Re: Need a witty line to say.... Toady 06/15/06 05:44 AM Re: Need a witty line to say.... michele 06/15/06 08:07 AM Re: Need a witty line to say.... susieannah 06/16/06 12:36 PM

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