Reged: 08/06/04
Posts: 4381
Loc: Within stray mortar fire of DC
Bart Simpson!! Great idea.
Ve-gies...? I think I saw one once, very long ago. They're green, right? Kinda taste like dirt? I steer clear of fruits and veggies. I indulge in a little cran-grape juice every now and again, but that's about it. Potatoes, anything colored red or yellow, or anything I have to peel I run in the other direction of. (I don't know what apples taste like anymore, although I like the way they smell!)
All that vegetal matter gives me killer gas that jumpstarts my D like you wouldn't believe (well i guess *you* would)! The gas is unrelenting and uncontrollable, and my molars are shot to hell from grinding down on all those simethicone tablets. I get ripping pain in my gut from my intestines and stomach expanding... it feels like the star of Aliens 2 is clawing and ripping its way through me. It's the most accurate description of my pain!!