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Hey Shelby!
      01/24/06 05:55 PM
Nelly

Reged: 08/06/04
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Loc: Within stray mortar fire of DC

Hey Shelby-- I saw this joke and, well, thought of myself. But I figured you'd appreciate it just as much.

During a visit to a Mental Asylum, a visitor asked the

Director what the criterion was which defined whether

or not a patent should be institutionalized.


"Well" said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then

we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the

patient & ask them to empty the bathtub."


"Oh I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person

would use the bucket because it's bigger than the

spoon or the teacup."


"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull

the plug.

Do you want a room with or without a view?"


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01/25/06 05:42 PM
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01/25/06 04:58 PM
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01/25/06 04:09 PM
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01/25/06 05:55 PM
* Hey Shelby!
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01/24/06 05:55 PM
* Hey Cutie!
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01/24/06 04:42 PM

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