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REEEELY Bad Blonde JOKE OF THE DAY       01/19/06 08:24 PM Edit Reply Quote Bevvy Reged: 11/04/03 Posts: 5918 Loc: Northwest Washington State A blonde heard that milk baths would make her skin silky and beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door, and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean one-and-a-half gallons?" The blonde replied, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde responded, "No, just up to my tits... I can splash it in my eyes." ...ouch.... -------------------- <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~letsrow/smily3481.gif">Bevvy Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator

Entire thread REEEELY Bad Blonde JOKE OF THE DAY Bevvy 01/19/06 08:24 PM Wahwahh wahhh waaaaaaa! _Willow 01/20/06 04:26 PM haha! i love it!!! Lyndsey 01/20/06 11:18 AM Ughhhh! Good one! :) -nt- Nelly 01/20/06 08:38 AM Re: REEEELY Bad Blonde JOKE OF THE DAY Shell Marr 01/19/06 11:03 PM *groan!* -nt- atomic rose 01/19/06 10:35 PM

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