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Re: And now for something completely different
      12/14/05 02:15 PM
thepurplelollie

Reged: 11/11/04
Posts: 374
Loc: Wellington, New Zealand

I apologise in advance for the following jokes.


How do you get four elephants in a Mini?
-two in the front, two in the back

How do you know there's been an elephant in your fridge?
- Footprints in the butter

How do you know there's been two elephants in your fridge?
- two sets of footprints in the butter

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
- so they can hide in the strawberry patch

How do you know there's been four elephants in your fridge?
- there's a Mini parked outside

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* And now for something completely different
Snorkie
12/14/05 10:27 AM
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thepurplelollie
12/14/05 02:15 PM
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Betharoo
12/14/05 02:08 PM
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Shell Marr
12/14/05 10:40 AM
* LOL!! -nt-
atomic rose
12/14/05 10:42 AM
* *snicker*
atomic rose
12/14/05 10:32 AM
* Ok, wait, here we go... (slight religious content)
atomic rose
12/14/05 10:34 AM

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