Jen, first of all, let me say I'm sorry you're going through all this crap. Yes, it DOES "suck" being a girl. Tell me about it! When I was conceived, I was a male. True story. Unfortunately, I rejected the testosterone -- even as a tiny little fetus I wanted nothin' to do with that stuff! -- so that by the time I was born I popped out a female. I've been fighting the damn hormones ever since!
No kidding -- I've been on hormone replacement therapy since I was 13. They were DETERMINED I was gonna be a female! Hormones really and truly DO "suck."
So, I understand where you're coming from. I'm sorry.
Now, having said that, Girl, you're gonna win this battle because of your FANTASTIC outlook! What a great sense of humor you have! I LOVE this:
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I dithered around and finally ended up buying some fat-free Cool Whip (bad stuff: HFCS and caseinate). . . God, I am so lame. I can't even cheat right.  I also hunted around . . . found some sexy camisoles . . . but then . . . I don't have anything to match on the bottom, and a sexy camisole will look dumb with Looney Tunes boxer shorts.
Keep laughing. I guarantee you, it'll help you through a lot of life's tragedies. Truly, it IS the best medicine.
Bevvy
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