"Man of the House"
10/14/05 11:45 AM
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Shell Marr
Reged: 08/04/03
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Loc: Seattle, WA USA
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The husband had just finished reading a book, "Man of the House." He put the book down, stormed into the kitchen, and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, from now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is the law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw my bath so I can relax, and when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied "The darn funeral director would be my guess."
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