Natalie, The stuff you have written there is straight out of "Bread" do you remember it "Our Avaline" etc...Very funny programme. And the geordie stuff is so Ant and Dec/Byker Grow-av! I think its hilarious watching Donna Air on TV, so pretty with such an awful accent!
Have you ever heard the Corrs being interviewed? Quite similar, they have rotten accents!
We use "sound" here too. One friend of mine calls everyone a "sound man".
Y'know what i love to hear..words for kissing..
In Wexford we say "shift" (same context as snog) ie I shifted him...(it sounds horrid)
Where one of my friends was from Tipperary and she used to say "meet" ie I met a guy at the disco at the weekend..this was VERY Confusing! Then there's the obvious "score" etc...I find them interesting anyway...