> > >> RELIGIOUS BRAS > > A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's > in New York > City. He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist > bra for my wife, size > 36B." > With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? "What > kind of bra?" He > repeated "A Baptist Bra" - She said to tell you that > she wanted a > Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she > wanted. "Ah, now I > remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many > requests for them as > we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the > Catholic bra, or the > Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type." > Confused, and a little > flustered, the man asked "So, what are the > differences?" The lady > responded. "It is all really quite simple. > > > The Catholic type supports the masses. The > Salvation Army lifts up the > fallen, the > Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and > upright." He mused on that > information > for a minute, and asked "So, what is the > Baptist type for?" > > > "They," she replied, "make mountains out > of molehills." > > > Bra Sizes: > Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F,G, > and H are the letters > used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered > why, but couldn't figure > out what the letters stood for, it is about time > you became informed! > > {A} Almost Boobs. > {B} Barely there. > {C} Can't Complain! > {D} Dang! > {DD} Double dang! > {E} Enormous! > {F} Fake. > {G} Get a Reduction. > {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't > get up
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