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How to Clean, by nelly       11/26/04 06:37 AM Edit Reply Quote Nelly Reged: 08/06/04 Posts: 4381 Loc: Within stray mortar fire of DC How to Clean by nelly Come home, lock door. Trip over dog toy. Curse. Look at boyfriend. Look at dog. Sigh heavily. Go into bedroom. Emerge from room in dirty jeans and college sweatshirt. Go to kitchen. Hide dishes in dishwasher. Set stove on fire to remove grease. Avoid screaming boyfriend. Extinguish fire. Throw smoke detectors in closet, and remove batteries for remote control use later. Douse kitchen in soapy water. Wipe down surfaces with dirty towel in hamper. Put towel back in hamper. Find vacuum. Drag vacuum around room behind you, running in circles. Vacuum sock by accident. Unplug smoking vacuum. Hide vacuum in closet. Notice dirty dog looking at you. Take dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble dog. Find bf cowering in corner of his room. Notify bf that living room is off-limits. Survey living room. Move living room trash into kitchen. Stuff trash into available grocery bags. Pile bags outside front door. Lock door. Take random dirty socks out of hamper. Put them on hands. Wipe all available surfaces. Throw socks in washing machine. Forget. Find BF. Order him into shower. Give him towel out of hamper. Find remote control. Put batteries from fire detector into remote. Scowl at remote. Dismiss remote when you figure out that it's not programmed anymore. Scowl at TV. Get out of comfy bed and turn on TV manually. Get back in bed. Fall asleep. ~nelly~ Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator

Entire thread 19 Minutes to a Clean House Shell Marr 11/24/04 09:49 AM How to Clean, by nelly Nelly 11/26/04 06:37 AM Re: How to Clean, by nelly SLiCKsGiRL 11/26/04 09:28 AM Re: How to Clean, by nelly cailin 11/26/04 10:51 AM Re: How to Clean, by nelly Nelly 11/26/04 08:32 PM Re: 19 Minutes to a Clean House heather7476 11/24/04 03:24 PM Re: 19 Minutes to a Clean House Sheri01 11/24/04 01:41 PM Clutter guys.... Snow for Sarala 11/24/04 02:01 PM FlyLady.com Snow for Sarala 11/24/04 01:25 PM Re: 19 Minutes to a Clean House Jennifer Rose 11/24/04 10:44 AM Re: 19 Minutes to a Clean House Shell Marr 11/24/04 10:54 AM Re: 19 Minutes to a Clean House RachelT 11/24/04 11:20 AM Re: 19 Minutes to a Clean House chinagrl 11/24/04 02:05 PM are you Naturally tidy or messy? cailin 11/24/04 02:52 PM Re: are you Naturally tidy or messy? SLiCKsGiRL 11/24/04 08:17 PM Re: are you Naturally tidy or messy? Dr. Spice Yamin 11/26/04 01:29 PM Oh dear... RachelT 11/24/04 04:17 PM Re: are you Naturally tidy or messy? heather7476 11/24/04 03:30 PM Re: are you Naturally tidy or messy? RGS 11/24/04 03:23 PM Re: are you Naturally tidy or messy? heather7476 11/24/04 03:02 PM Major messy here! Snow for Sarala 11/24/04 02:57 PM Re: Major messy here! chinagrl 11/24/04 03:35 PM I'm such a neat freak - borders OC! Jennifer Rose 11/24/04 03:51 PM NOT SAD AT ALL....I envy you! Snow for Sarala 11/24/04 04:24 PM Re: I'm such a neat freak - borders OC! heather7476 11/24/04 03:55 PM

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