Irritable Bowel Syndrome Message Boards | You know its a Monday when...........

It's okay to laugh at this one!! Here it goes......
You know its a Monday when;
#6.You over sleep because your husband forgot to reset the alarm after he got up for work.
#5. Your kids are fighting over the last drop of milk for their cereal because nobody bothered to let you know on Sunday night that we needed more milk.
#4. Your son tells you at the last minute he needs to bring a snack for his class because its his turn to bring something.
#3.You had your house completely spotless on Saturday and this morning it looks like a bomb went off inside of it!
#2 You pull out infront of a school bus taking your kids to school.(i swear i didnt see it coming!),we didnt hit but i got a really evil look from the busdriver and im sure as i type this my license plate number is being run thru the state's computer data base!
And the number one reason i know it's a MONDAY*****:
AS you are walking out of the gas station in your big baggy tshirt,yesterday's sweatpants and frizzy/messy hair and about to climb into your 1993 Shitbox Buick Skylark,you see your much hated high school rival looking perfect(hair,makeup,clothing) driving a brand new Cadillac SUV!!!
Damn i hate Mondays!! LOL

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