Nelly, I now feel guilty for laughing at your misfortunes, but that is a great story, and you tell it so well!
Moms' function is to "not be any trouble" but to end up being the most trouble possible by trying not to be any trouble!
Sounds like you had a rough weekend, take care of yourself too! Its a holiday here tomorrow so I have no work..still have to get up though as have to go to a funeral (Noone close but the wife of a guy I used to work for, she's only 50 and has three kids so it is going to be VERY sad)