Hello, I have been speaking to Kandee about starting our band, etc. for next year's Vegaspalooza. Anyway, have any of you really tried to make friends with your colons? I have noticed that if you give it a name, then you can let it know exactly how you expect it to behave. I have chosen Jeffrey as the name for my colon. My reason is simple. We used to have a neighbor named Jeffrey and every day all we heard was "Jeffrey, what are you doing? Jeffrey stop that! Jeffrey you're gonna hurt yourself." I said, "No!, Jeffrey." Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey all day long. I must tell you that my Jeffrey has been very good today especially after I showed him what he's gonna get if he doesn't straighten up. Benefiber! Yes, mam. Okay, now it's your turn. Purrs, Teresa