I know what we are going through isn't a joking matter, but some times you just have to sit back and smile 
A friend of mine sent this to me and I thought it was funny. Hopefully I wont offend anyone. Enjoy!
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Joke.
A woman went to her boy-friends parents house for Christmas Dinner.
This was her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman began to feel a little discomfort. Thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains were almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decided to relieve herself a bit and let out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boy-friends fatherlooked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"
The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer "rrriiippp". The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Darn-it Skippy!".
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.
This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Darn-it Skippy, get away from her, before she poops on you!"
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Joke - thought I would share
