I know this agony only tooo well. I grew up thinking it was normal to go to the toilet only twice a month, to get a dull ache in my back every time I leaned over (despite being somewhat of an athlete!) I was 22 years old before a colleague at work (bless him!) asked how many times a day I went to the toilet. "A day????" I said, "try once a fortnight, maybe once a week if I'm really lucky". I can still see his face now - his eyes nearly popped right out of his head! It was then I realised I wasn't a saddo for feeling rotten all the time...I WAS SICK!!
The only good thing about collecting and storing all your poop like that inside for such a long time.....the tremendous relief when you finally go. It's like nothing else on this earth. LOL! Shells