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Hi Aly, Did you have to consume a whole 257 gram jug of
Miralax? That's what I had to do in my last colonoscopy. I
had to mix it in 64oz of gatorade and down it in an hours
time, and I almost puked at the end. I started it at one
o'clock in the aft. and didn't even start going till five
o'clock, and then didn't stop pooping till one in the
morning. Even after that every time I felt like farting,
I ran to the toilet just in case. Not a whole lot of fun.
The good news is with the drugs they use to put you out
will also eliminate any pain and cramping. After, the
colonoscopy, you'll feel like a million bucks. So you
can go out and totally enjoy the rest of the day. I felt so
good that I even went swimming in Lake Superior which was
at 50 degrees at the time. Good Luck with it!

Oh, about the burning bum problem, just take a hot shower,
and narrow the nozzle down so you get a nice thin high
speed stream, and stick your bum in it. Seriously, it will
work. -Bob

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