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Re: Penance
      07/02/05 01:34 PM
Wind

Reged: 04/02/05
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Over twelve hours have passed, Shannon, and I am still doing my penance...genuflecting in front of the toilet, holding on to my belly. I sure feel like a big bad pot of java, right about now or hitting an expresso bar. I used to love those chocolate covered expresso beans. Nothing like expresso and bittersweet dark chocolate. Alas, I am an IBS sinner and I suspect that I'll still be paying the price until tomorrow, Sunday. Seriously, the chocolate only passed through my lips, like a late night lover and man...it literally melted in my pants!!!I didn't get a chance to really really enjoy the chocolate. It's been so long since I've deviated in the chocolate way. I just had to have it and well...now it's having me. I'm not kidding, when I say some of my triggers only need to make contact with my tongue. Keep all dairy away from me, too. Give me a salad with real dressing or a tsp. of fat and I start thinking of pampers and wet wipes. Immodium isn't strong enough for this nasty, nasty, attacks.
I'm not going to cheat for awhile.

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_Willow
07/01/05 10:00 PM
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beacon1961
07/05/05 06:21 PM
* Re: Oh yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!
Wind
07/02/05 09:33 AM
* WHOA!!!!!
_Willow
07/02/05 10:45 AM
* Re: Penance
Wind
07/02/05 01:34 PM
* Jeez, girl, you do have it bad!! I took a few buscopan and I'm oK
_Willow
07/02/05 10:35 PM
* Re: Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Snorkie
07/02/05 07:00 AM
* Will do!!
_Willow
07/02/05 10:42 AM
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Portageegal
07/02/05 08:27 AM
* Oh Carol, poor sweetie....
_Willow
07/02/05 10:40 AM
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babymom
07/02/05 06:38 AM
* I don't TOUCH coffee anymore...but the combo of sweet and cold...
_Willow
07/02/05 10:34 AM
* Shannon, you are one brown cow girl, today--n.t.
Wind
07/02/05 01:36 PM
* ROTFLMAO!!!
_Willow
07/02/05 10:38 PM
* I can totally relate!
Alyson McG
07/02/05 11:43 AM
* Exactly...
_Willow
07/02/05 10:36 PM
* Re: Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Sand
07/02/05 06:18 AM
* Re: Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
meep
07/02/05 05:31 AM
* Yep, Total idiot moment...I knew the risks...
_Willow
07/02/05 10:30 AM
* Re: Baking soda remedy
Wind
07/02/05 01:39 PM
* Unplugged My "pipes!!"LOL!-nt-
_Willow
07/02/05 10:39 PM
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07/02/05 03:20 AM
* Oh for sure....ice cold, caffeine and MILK!! But
_Willow
07/02/05 10:27 AM
* Re: Oh for sure....ice cold, caffeine and MILK!! But
Wind
07/02/05 01:43 PM
* You ladies are HILARIOUS!
Snow for Sarala
07/04/05 06:57 PM
* Re: You ladies are HILARIOUS!
Wind
07/05/05 05:40 AM
* Everything is going to be okay...
Snow for Sarala
07/05/05 01:27 PM
* Aww, thanks Ruch!!
_Willow
07/04/05 10:25 PM
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Snow for Sarala
07/05/05 01:33 PM
* Re: Shannon
lalala
07/05/05 08:29 AM
* Aww, Thanks!
_Willow
07/05/05 08:39 AM
* Shannon...
Linz
07/05/05 09:20 AM
* Re: Shannon...
Portageegal
07/05/05 09:31 AM
* Yeah, you know, in a sick sort of way, I finally felt like TRUE A.
_Willow
07/02/05 10:41 PM
* Re: Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
atomic rose
07/01/05 10:35 PM
* Well Casey-I was serving at Dh's restaurant...and
_Willow
07/02/05 10:25 AM
* Oh noooooooo!
Linz
07/03/05 01:32 AM
* Yep, and not MY work! I was doing charity serving at my HUSBAND's WORK!!
_Willow
07/04/05 12:25 PM

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