1. Okay, like you know, talking to my 14 year old daughter, okay, and she said, you'll never guess.
When I need clarification I get the eye roll. Sometimes she doesn't even use words. It is all sound effects. The scary part is when I know what she means.
2. People who eat or chew gum while using a headset attached to a telephone. It is right there in my ear. Call me back please.
3. Family members who stand in the hall and yell to me "the cat yakked again" and then they walk over it. Or see a pen or something on the floor and ask me "why is there a pen on the floor?" "Perhaps I left it there so you would speak to me today."
That's the big three.
This thread has given me the best laugh of the day - I see myself in so many of your pet peeves. Gives you pause, huh.