So you want to be a redneck? (my weekend)
04/25/04 05:34 PM
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JBI
Reged: 01/25/04
Posts: 579
Loc: BC, Canada
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I've had the past four days off from work and took the first two days to do some errands and take it easy. Friday night I went out for a bit, but wasn't feeling great so just played a couple of games of pool then went home. Last night however, was a different story.
Some of the guys are getting kicked out of the house they are renting cause the owner finally sold it, so they decided to have one final crazy party. The theme was to go dressed as a redneck.
So I had on tight ripped jeans, a home made giant tinfoil belt buckle, a really tight 'wife-beater' take top (Which later had mustard, BBQ sauce, onion chip dip and beer poured on it). I had a greasy mullet coming out of the back of my mesh trucker cap with confederate flag logo behind the word X-Treme. Big 70's style aviator glasses by "harley Davion" (not davidson), black hockey tape over my tooth, and a bottle of red wine all to myself (in a paper bag of course). Almost everybody else dressed up as well.
Needless to say it was a crazy night. I think the highlight for me was my solo, top of my lungs sing along to ACDC's "Big Balls". Everybody was thoroughly impressed with my singing ability.
Surprisingly I feel ok today. a little tired and de-hydrated, but my stomach hasn't been bad at all. Mind you I haven't left the house all day 
Hope everybody else had a fun weekend. I just want to stress that this is not a normal weekend for me!
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