Have you seen the one for the instructions for using a drive through Bank Machine?
Instuctions for Men 1- Pull up to Bank Machine 2- leave car in drive, put foot on brake 3- open window 4- insert card in machine 5- type in code 6- withdrawl cash 7- drive away
Instructions for Women 1- Pull up to Bank Machine 2- put car in park 3- check purse for bank card 4- apply lip balm that is found in purse 5- admire your lip balm in the mirror 6- fix hair 7- find bank card in purse 8- roll down window 9- reach over to the bank machine 10- realize you can't reach, take seat belt off and reach somemore 11- realize you still can't reach 12- put car back in gear, back up 13- drive up to the machine 14- search for bank card on floor of car 15- slam your foot on the brake when you realize car is moving 16- put the car in park 17- find bank card 18- open window, realize that you're still too far 19- turn off car 20- get out of car, get to bank machine 21- go back and get the bank card from inside the car 22- go back to Bank machine 23- insert card, withdrawl money 24- get back in car 25- check hair 26- re-apply lip balm 27- drive off marvelling at how great modern convienences are
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