Irritable Bowel Syndrome Message Boards | Humiliating Story Time!!!

I love reading stories about other people's humiliations. I have a few of my own to share too.

*Went to a wine tasting with my mom, stepdad and fiance (boyfriend of two months at the time) at my parents golf club. Drank a TON of wine. Actually, the amount of wine we all drank was ridiculous. After the wine tasting was over, we decided to drink at the bar. And THEN my fiance and I went back to our golf club and had another drink.

We go to bed. I don't remember any of this, but come to find out that in the middle of the night, I had decided I needed to pee. So I peed. Right in the bed. It woke my fiance up immediately and he said "What the crap are you doing?" I stopped peeing, looked right at him and said "I'm going to the bathroom...duh!." About five minutes later, I just let it all loose. Right on his leg. He started yelling and screaming. I slept through the whole thing! I made the mistake of telling this to my sister and now hear it every time I drink. They tell my fiance "Make sure she goes potty before you two go to bed!"

Anyone else got any? I need some laughs today....

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~jules

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