I just almost snarfed my fennel tea. THAT'S FUNNY STUFF!
Certainly the contacts must be reassuring to your passengers. I get that.
It's clear why you're such a hit with "the ladies." Yes, it doesn't take a genius to see that you've hit upon a fantabulous plan of attack on that front! Your pick-up line alone has me clamoring to get on a plane and toss my snowmobile jacket aside with wild abandon. I didn't even need to hear about the tattoo... that's just icing, baby!
PS: feeling better today? saw in another post you had a bad day yesterday....