Reged: 11/04/03
Posts: 5918
Loc: Northwest Washington State
Peter Sellers (oops, sorry -- Inspector Clousseau) goes up to the very stiff French hotel desk clerk. Beside the counter sits a little dog.
Clousseau looks at the desk clerk and says, "Does your dog bite?"
"No," replies the desk clerk, very formally.
So Clousseau reaches down to pet the little pooch, whereupon the dog bites him. Clousseau turns to the desk clerk and says, "You said your dog doesn't bite!"
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