Irritable Bowel Syndrome Message Boards | Be verwy, verwy quiet....

Shh... Don't want to disturb the board!

First I'll respond to Michele,

Hmm.... I've been moping about all week. Still working, wishing I could be at home having attacks here rather than at the office.
Sunday I was in a craft show with my girlfriend. Between a combination of too much standing Sunday, and back to work Monday my foot swelled up like a balloon. And my incision split wide open. Monday night was spent at emerg. I can't put any pressure on my foot - back on crutches I go. Then, because the foot feels like lightening is striking it over and over the tum is not happy. Attacks every morning for 3 days, attacks at work, attacks after supper, in the middle of the night. And I had been doing awesome with the hypno. I can't be away from work because the bosses will freak. I'm hanging in there for the weekend.

Books: I'm reading Tolkein right now - The Two Towers. And Motorcycles for Idiots is beside the bed too!

Your experience at Borders: I'm very happy you made it!! And I'm happy you can laugh at yourself. I'm just sorry you had an attack!

And the other questions... A few answers.

If you were a character in a movie like "Jurassic Park", would people take one look at you and know that you would probably get horribly killed in the first half hour?
- I wanna make it out of the theme park!! But I'd probably be killed off by a pteradon or something!

If you could legally become a bigamist with anyone who would it be?
- one husband is enough for me!!

If the Cosmetic Surgery Fairy came along and offered you one wish what would you change?
- my thighs - it is the only place I can't lose weight

If you were the patient-of-the-week on "House", what do you think they would initially misdiagnose you with?
- Heaven knows!! Hypocondriac likely!! Then I'd make them run blood work my dr. won't!

If you were Barbie, would you marry Ken?
- Uh, no, no, no. Besides, he has the worst hair!

If you had to pick one song that you completely loathe, what would it be?
- Right Said Fred - I'm to sexy

Cassandra

--------------------
Cassandra

Live like there's no tomorrow. Love like you've never loved before.

IBS A 20+ years, Chronic Migraines, Chiari Malformation (decompressed June 22, 2010), Brachial Neuritis, and ??? the list just keeps growing, but I'm still shiny side up!

Print Remind Me Notify Moderator