Irritable Bowel Syndrome Message Boards | Hallmark Cards we wish existed...

> Situations Hallmark doesn't cover:
>
> 1. I always wanted
> To have someone to hold,
> Someone to love.
> After meeting you ... (inside card)
> I changed my mind.
>
> 2. I must admit,
> You brought religion into my life ..... (inside card)
> I never believed in Hell
> Until I met you.
>
> 3. As the days go by,
> I think how lucky I am ... (inside card)
> That you're not here
> To ruin it for me.
>
> 4. Congratulations on your promotion.
> Before you go ... (inside card)
> Will you take the knife from my back?
> You'll probably need it again.
>
> 5. Someday I hope to marry ..... (inside card)
> Someone other than you.
>
> 6. Happy birthday!
> You look great for your age ... (inside card)
> Almost life-like!
>
> 7. When we were together,
> You said you'd die for me.. . (inside card)
> Now we've broken up,
> I think it's time
> To keep your promise.
>
> 8. We've been friends for a very long time ... (inside card)
> What do you say we stop?
>
> 9. I'm so miserable without you ... (inside card)
> It's almost like you're still here.
>
> 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. . . (inside card)
> Did you ever find out who the father was?
>
> 11. You are such a good friend
> If we were on a sinking ship
> And there was only one life jacket ... (inside card)
> I'd miss you terribly
> And think of you often.
>
> 12. Your friends and I wanted
> to do something really special
> for your birthday. . . . (inside card)
> So we're having you put to sleep.
>
> 13. Looking back o'er the years
> We've been together,
> I can't help but wonder ... (inside card)
> What was I thinking?
>
> 15. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . . (inside card)
> Too bad no one likes your husband.
>
> 16. THANK YOU!!!! (inside card)
> For ruining my life. Hope yours gets worse.
>

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