Shell, Self Pleasure? Come on. Call it what we all know...a professional fisherman (Master - Baiter hehe)
And give me a break...never in your life...if God didn't want us to do it...he would have made it impossible..like kissing our elbow.
OK OK - I have never done it either - actually a guy in our very catholic marriage prep classes blurted that out and I thought you would get a kick out of it!
-------------------- Lana_Marie
Proud Mommy to Bentley Taylor
Born May 12, 2004 9lbs, 3oz