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How I spent my spring vacation       06/10/06 12:05 PM Edit Reply Quote Nelly Reged: 08/06/04 Posts: 4381 Loc: Within stray mortar fire of DC LOL, technically it was my BF's dad's Thai prostitute (I didn't get one, tho I WAS propositioned!! LOL!). BF and I are home, but he's staying with her in northern Thailand and I think he's buying a house for her. (To own a house outright, with a/c, is about $3600. Damn, I wish we could get those prices in MD!!!!!) Ah the monkey. BF wanted me to check the customs box about being around the vicinity of livestock. I refused. (Monkeys as livestock?) Every now and again I get the impulse to bite someone, but no other signs of any kind of monkeypox. Will keep everyone posted. I called my friends in England from the Thai hospital and they laughed until they cried. Everyone agrees I'm completely useless, and they wouldn't have been surprised had I'd landed in quarantine. Stoopid friends. They know too much. Though I wouldn't be surprised sometime next year to find Tim the prostitute knocking at our door with BF's half brother. Sigh. Men are so weird. ~nelly~ Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator

Entire thread Monkey bites, Elephant rides, a Thai prostitute, and a bike wreck! I'm back! Nelly 06/10/06 11:17 AM omg that was too much!! Lyndsey 06/12/06 01:13 PM Re: Monkey bites, Elephant rides, a Thai prostitute, and a bike wreck! I'm back! Wind 06/12/06 12:43 PM I'm cracking up here.... cailin 06/12/06 01:08 PM That... hohoyumyum 06/10/06 08:25 PM Re: That... Nelly 06/10/06 08:44 PM Re: Monkey bites, Elephant rides, a Thai prostitute, and a bike wreck! I'm back! Janey 06/10/06 07:19 PM All aboard!! ...The traaain!! Nelly 06/10/06 08:42 PM Re: Monkey bites, Elephant rides, a Thai prostitute, and a bike wreck! I'm back! Double J 06/10/06 06:56 PM Fun in the jungle! Nelly 06/10/06 09:30 PM It's Shan... _Willow 06/10/06 02:18 PM Ask Cailin Nelly 06/10/06 08:47 PM Oh yes oh yes... Natalie1985 06/11/06 07:09 AM Re: Oh yes oh yes... Nelly 06/11/06 07:35 AM Re: Oh yes oh yes... michele 06/12/06 11:39 AM Re: Monkey bites, Elephant rides, a Thai prostitute, and a bike wreck! I'm back! Dr. Spice Yamin 06/10/06 11:49 AM How I spent my spring vacation Nelly 06/10/06 12:05 PM

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