Funny and oh so true!
NATURAL LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the very next morning
you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one
you were in will start to move faster than the one
you are in now (works every time). also applies to
checkout lines in the store...
Theorem of Liquids:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want
to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
landing face down on a floor covering...are directly
correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet/rug.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go,... there you are.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible... if you don't know what
you are talking about.
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really
like, they will stop making or stocking it.
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