You all are cracking me up.
I think I'm not showing much yet because I'm so tall, and it's my first pregnancy. My SIL is as tall as me and about 40 pounds lighter - SHE is a STICK, she has a huge gap between her thighs. Anyways she's on her 3rd pregnancy now (and 4 weeks behind me) and she's showing a lot more than me, whereas with her first she didn't show until 5 months.
SO - hopefully I'll be showing more soon. I AM showing though - I don't fit into any of my clothes except sweats, I'm wearing maternity clothes or J's t-shirts when I leave the house...and I've gained 10 pounds!
I do appreciate the compliments though, you made me laugh out loud with a couple of them!