Haha you're so right! Hmm...shoes..cigarettes...shoes...cigarettes... yeah I'm gonna have to with the shoes. Plus shoes don't stink (unless you're feet do) AND they don't cause long term health problems.
On a side note though - I swore I'd never smoke not only because I think it's just gross and silly...but both of my grandfathers died of lung cancer from smoking and their lives were cut shorter than they needed to be and I know what that did to our families and just couldn't imagine bringing that on anyone else.