It's too bad you didn't offer about a month ago, I honestly would have taken you up on your offer. I absolutely adore Irish girls. Unfortunately one totally broke my heart last year. (but that's a whole other story).
I had friend who all through college had a massive crush on a guy. She was too scared to even talk to him, yet she knew like EVERYTHING about him. She'd even drive by his house just for fun even though he lived like 45 minutes away. The thing is, with the things she did tell me about him he sounded like a real a$$. For two years she'd be asking me for advice about silly things.
Her- "He looked at me for 2 seconds and then looked away, does that mean anything?"
Me- "Well did you talk to him?"
Her- "no"
Me- "Well why don't you actually talk to him?"
Her- "Oh NO, I couldn't do that"
This went on for a very very long time. I eventually got sick of it.
Ah, Aren't relationships fun?
Oh and for the ladies, there literally are tonnes of single, smart guys up in my town. Most are pilots or police officers who aren't fans of the local girls. But that'd mean you'd have to live up here and it's isolated and cold. But if you got married you'd get airline passes. haha, how's that for a good reason for marriage. I am going to miss the passes though.