I agree that most fake things compared to the real thing aren't even close. I love soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cream cheese and soy sour cream though!
My dad asks me every single time I'm at my parents for dinner if he can serve me whatever meat they're having. It's his own little joke and I think he hopes one day I'll say yes. Nope! And I always end up eating tofu something-or-another to replace the meat at their meals and they always make fun of it. But I don't care! I enjoy it!