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Classified Ad!

WANTED
Anyone willing to trade in their body for one that is "slightly malfunctioning".

All applicants will be considered.

For free you will get the following:

- a whopping headache
- a mind like a sieve (this morning I wore odd shoes to the shops)
- hair that does not cope with humidity
- gastritis resulting in severe nausea
- a stomach bloated to ten times it normal size
- a very sensitive colon full of trapped gas
- a set of ovaries unwilling to release even one egg (IVF comes as a bonus "old friend")
- crippling lower backache (thanks to the bloated stomach and sensitive colon)
- a bladder that can sense when a bathroom is not near and instantly becomes "busting"

I am also willing to throw in a range of different sized clothing designed to fit an ever bloating stomach.

I know I'll be rushed off my feet after placing this Ad.

But seriously everyone, sometimes the only way of making it through the day is to make a joke of it!

Kerrie

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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

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