Quote: I so get this. Every time we have a visitor I panic wondering if the d is gonna strike while they're here! I usually (at the first sign of pain or movement) put the telly on and sit in the loungeroom (hopefully they will follow, some music on the stereo is also good), then when I go I chuck a huge wad of loo paper into the loo so nothing really "hits" the water and while I go I mask any smells by spraying tiny bits of air freshner (I get embarrassed spraying it loudly in one hit, everyone knows what I've done!). I'm kinda weird aren't I?
OMG - I do all of this too, including the spray part! LOL I never knew anyone else felt weird about being heard spraying! At least we're weird together! I try to spray while flushing or running the water to wash my hands to muffle it! Or, if you have a candle burning in there, you don't have to worry about the spray!
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Re: My ritual.....
I try to spray while flushing or running the water to wash my hands to muffle it! Or, if you have a candle burning in there, you don't have to worry about the spray! 
