The Best Christmas Cookies Ever
#128496 - 12/07/04 04:26 PM
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Shell Marr
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The Best Christmas Cookies Ever
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs (1 cup eggbeaters)
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try a nother cup. Just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your power sugar. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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Edited by Shell Marr (12/07/04 04:28 PM)
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haha - that is too funny!! but can you use the recipe for real??
I don't think so.... it was just a joke!
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LOL.....thats so funny!!!
GLAD YOU LIKED IT...Let me know if you make it   
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LoL!!
#128545 - 12/07/04 06:39 PM
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SLiCKsGiRL
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That's so hilarious!! I'm going to have to show it to my b/f - he'll get such a kick out of it!
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Re: LoL!!
#128573 - 12/07/04 08:27 PM
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That's so hilarious!! I'm going to have to show it to my b/f - he'll get such a kick out of it!
Yes.... very funny!! Let us know what he thinks..... does he wanna be the ginny pig?? LOL
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lol i thought so, but just wanted to make sure i wasn't missing something good!
LOL I was thinking after you posted that... I hope people really READ the whole thing before they buy all the stuff to make it...LOL
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ROTFL. I think I've made these cookies a time or two. Talk about burnt offerings!!!-Kandee
Yeah....but I bet with Creme de Menth.... (ummm... that sounds good....I still have the tiny bottle from Fall Sprawl)
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ROFL!!!
#128581 - 12/07/04 09:33 PM
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I love it! Good one, Shell!
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ROTFL. I think I've made these cookies a time or two. Talk about burnt offerings!!!-Kandee
Yeah....but I bet with Creme de Menth.... (ummm... that sounds good....I still have the tiny bottle from Fall Sprawl)
That begs the question..did you drink the big one?
Nope, not Creme de Menthe....Jose would do just fine thank you...LOL... (oh those pre-IBS days..)
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Glad I found this on a bad tummy day. It's cheered me up! Thanks for sharing
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ROTFL. I think I've made these cookies a time or two. Talk about burnt offerings!!!-Kandee
Yeah....but I bet with Creme de Menth.... (ummm... that sounds good....I still have the tiny bottle from Fall Sprawl)
That begs the question..did you drink the big one?
Nope, not Creme de Menthe....Jose would do just fine thank you...LOL... (oh those pre-IBS days..)
That's a good question! We never did get around to drinking that big bottle since we didn't have our helium party due to the tragic balloon accident...
Mmm.. now I have to find what I did with my little bottle. I think it's on the top shelf in my fridge.
Hey Kandee - when you get a chance, can you send me the recipe? I think it'd be neat to make alcohol.
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ROTFL. I think I've made these cookies a time or two. Talk about burnt offerings!!!-Kandee
Yeah....but I bet with Creme de Menth.... (ummm... that sounds good....I still have the tiny bottle from Fall Sprawl)
That begs the question..did you drink the big one?
Nope, not Creme de Menthe....Jose would do just fine thank you...LOL... (oh those pre-IBS days..)
That's a good question! We never did get around to drinking that big bottle since we didn't have our helium party due to the tragic balloon accident...
Mmm.. now I have to find what I did with my little bottle. I think it's on the top shelf in my fridge.
Hey Kandee - when you get a chance, can you send me the recipe? I think it'd be neat to make alcohol.
uMM.... I plead the 5th (or drank a 5th)...LOL No, really a sad story.... the cork broke off during the trip home.....and it spilled all over ...but good thing is....it was in the outside pocket or a pocket prety much all by itself so nothing else got damaged.....I totally forgot about that until reading this post!! LOL Oh, and Jen.... here is Kandee's recipe.... web page
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BUMP!
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