Today's funny!
#89163 - 07/12/04 05:22 PM
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RachelT
Reged: 07/01/04
Posts: 2350
Loc: Minnesota
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Ok!! You may have already read that I'm having a "crappy" day! Well, I got this in an email today...It cheered me up! And, I thought it was appropriate considering this site:
The following is an excerpt from 'Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants' by Dav Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new poopy names.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
I'm Buttercup Picklenose! 
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~ Rachel (IBS-C)
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade!!
Edited by BeckyT (07/12/04 05:23 PM)
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Dorkey Bubblebiscuits, at your service!!
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Laura
Keep it simple!
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That's a good one!!!! I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!! 
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~ Rachel (IBS-C)
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade!!
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OMG! My son who's 10 LOVES those books. He even did a school project out of a paper bag and we made captain underpants. I bet his teacher thought we were nuts. Those books are crazy 
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~~~Lisa~~~
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This was fun. Thanks Becky!
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-Sheri
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