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#89163 - 07/12/04 05:22 PM
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RachelT
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Ok!! You may have already read that I'm having a "crappy" day! Well, I got this in an email today...It cheered me up! And, I thought it was appropriate considering this site:
The following is an excerpt from 'Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants' by Dav Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new poopy names.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
I'm Buttercup Picklenose! 
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~ Rachel (IBS-C)
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade!!
Edited by BeckyT (07/12/04 05:23 PM)
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Dorkey Bubblebiscuits, at your service!!
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Laura
Keep it simple!
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That's a good one!!!! I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!! 
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~ Rachel (IBS-C)
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade!!
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OMG! My son who's 10 LOVES those books. He even did a school project out of a paper bag and we made captain underpants. I bet his teacher thought we were nuts. Those books are crazy 
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~~~Lisa~~~
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This was fun. Thanks Becky!
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-Sheri
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.... aren't waffles the thing you used to love to go eat with Don!?!?!
hmmm... appropriate name????
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However, it's the last thing I would think of as an appropriate name for you, Caryn. It definitely does NOT describe you at all.
Cute though.....
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LOL!
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Laura
Keep it simple!
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God is Faithful!
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Hi... I'm Crusty Applebiscuits and this is my husband Poopsie Applebiscuits... nice to meet ya all!!
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Edited by Shell Marr (07/13/04 12:33 PM)
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- Jennifer
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poopsie cootie sniffer! I want to change my name.....let's see what it is with my maiden name...
poopsie apple nose.....well, that's a little better. 
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Hi... I'm Crusty Applebiscuits and this is my husband Poopsie Applebiscuits... nice to meet ya all!!
Poopsie?????? Poopsie?????? ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Laura
Keep it simple!
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Hi... I'm Crusty Applebiscuits and this is my husband Poopsie Applebiscuits... nice to meet ya all!!
Poopsie?????? Poopsie?????? ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG...I'm laughing so hard right now!! As least it's not Crusty Poopsie!!  Butt I guess we would be Crusty & Poopsie!! 
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Edited by Shell Marr (07/13/04 02:34 PM)
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ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel really dumb not knowing this, but could someone tell me what ROTFLMBO stands for!
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~ Rachel (IBS-C)
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade!!
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Quote:
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ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel really dumb not knowing this, but could someone tell me what ROTFLMBO stands for!
rolling on the floor laughing my butt off
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Okay, we have GOT to post this in the Diet Board -- or at least send her a link here so she can see this. It's too priceless.
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What yawl should do is make name tags with ONLY your poopy names on them, wear them at the FALL SPRAWL, and have everyone guess who you are. The winner gets a case of Jack.
Damn I'm good.
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Oh, Nugget, I'm so sorry, but I'm afraid I'm not gonna be able to forget this one.....
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What yawl should do is make name tags with ONLY your poopy names on them, wear them at the FALL SPRAWL, and have everyone guess who you are. The winner gets a case of Jack.
Damn I'm good.
I LOVE IT....
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Oh, Nugget, I'm so sorry, but I'm afraid I'm not gonna be able to forget this one.....
At least is was "cootie" and not something else that is REAL close!! LMBO!!
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ROTFLMBO!
#89556 - 07/13/04 04:36 PM
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RachelT
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Now I get it! Thanks!
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~ Rachel (IBS-C)
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade!!
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Things happen for a reason...just believe
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yeah...like "bootie".... 
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well, that was not what I was thinking...LOL
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What WERE you thinking?
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I know what she was thinking.
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Yeah, Shell....What WERE you thinking? huh?
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Umm... lets just say...it is a nick name for a female body part
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I thought that cootie was a common slang word for that Shell... but maybe that's just because I directed The Vagina Monologues which has like, 144 slang terms for it!
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Very close.... replace the "t" with a "ch"
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Christine
Those who can do; those who want it done better teach.
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Not sure how well I like that !!
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Taking it one day at a time.....
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It comes down to the art of living on [color/red]
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I'll see what I come up with using my middle name and my maiden name.........I'll be back......
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using my middle name and my maiden name.....I'm now known as
"Loopy Applenose"
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I'll see what I come up with using my middle name and my maiden name.........I'll be back......
OK...here is one for ya..... just using "nugget" = Fluffy Chickenpants 
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BUMP!
#146413 - 02/03/05 02:47 PM
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RachelT
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I thought this was a fun post! Hope you don't mind me resurrecting it!!! 
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~ Rachel (IBS-C)
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade!!
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Where the heck has Christine been?? Has anybody talked to her??
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~ Rachel (IBS-C)
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade!!
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and I am copying this and using it tomorrow with my fifth graders. They will love this as many of them love the Captain Underpants stories!!!! Thanks for bringing it back up Rachel!
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I'm so glad you enjoyed it. The first time I posted it, I laughed so hard... it's hilarious to see everyones responses!
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~ Rachel (IBS-C)
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade!!
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to Poopsie Applebreath!
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Amanda
I live in the Big Apple, but I don't eat the skin
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Taking it one day at a time.....
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I don't feel zippy, more sleepy and I have elephant, not chicken, buns!
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My kidsl loved this! Some of them actually did this last year. I am now being called Mrs. Fluffy Toilet Brains today!!!
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Bevrs that is so funny I laughed out loud at my desk at work and almost got caught on the boards while supposing to work. I had to make up an excuse that I just thought of something funny I did.
But that is a great idea!
Christie
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Christie
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stuck with my maiden name then I would only be a Zippy Bubble Sniffer. Not so Bad!!
Christie
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~Hoping and Praying for Sleep!~
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Hey Bevrs! You are being BAD! Ha! Ha!
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