DAGNABBIT!!!!
#55570 - 03/29/04 12:19 PM
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jenX
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I just read this horrible statistic and can't even wait for my next time to post a question for What is It?!!!!
"Coffee drinkers have sex more frequently than non-coffee drinkers."
So how many of us have given up coffee!? Dang IBS!   
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does decaf count
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Just make sure you date someone who DOES drink coffee. The more often he is having sex, the more often you'll be having sex.. Well, let's hope so at least, or else there is big trouble!! 
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EXCELLENT PLAN!
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GREAT solution (good thing hubby drink LOTS of coffee) I know I know......TMI!!
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LOL!! Jen, you are precious!! I think we may have to declare you a "National Treasure" and give you protected status!
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Re: DAGNABBIT!!!!
#55709 - 03/29/04 04:33 PM
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Bevvy
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Yes, Laura, you're right; she IS our little gem. What a fabulous personality; I so enjoy her posts and terrific sense of humor. She makes me laugh -- I adore anyone who can do that for me.
And you're not so bad yourself, Girlfriend.
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Re: Sorry!
#55718 - 03/29/04 05:22 PM
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JBI
Reged: 01/25/04
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I'm sorry guys, I'm probably bringing the average down for everybody. I'll try harder next weekend. I mean I DID go to Foxy boxing, you would have figured I would have found the love of my life there... but alas, the lovely 'ladies' just weren't interested.
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Re: DAGNABBIT!!!!
#55728 - 03/29/04 05:53 PM
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Kimm
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haha...yah I gave up coffee a long time ago!!
Do I look frustrated to you???  
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EH?
#55742 - 03/29/04 06:26 PM
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Bevvy
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(Quote): "but alas, the lovely 'ladies' just weren't interested."
STUPID LADIES!
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Re: EH?
#55744 - 03/29/04 06:28 PM
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Lana_Marie
Reged: 01/31/03
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No kidding!!! Stupid ladies indeed.
From that pic you look like one cutie pa tootie. If they don't notice you who needs 'em LOL
If it makes ya'll feel better I am opting for no sex LOL. And it has Nothing to do with Caffeine...LOL...darn watermelon belly!!!
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Re: EH?
#55752 - 03/29/04 06:46 PM
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JBI
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Thanks guys,
Although I guess it wasn't totally the ladies fault, I'm also kinda picky. Living in a small town has it's benefits, but I'm a city boy. Since there's no University in this town, the women my age that in general I'd be interested in have all moved to Winnipeg. There still are some nice girls in town, just few and far between. However, I think if I ever went over to one of the houses of the 'ladies' at Foxy boxing, there'd be a little kid asking "can you be my daddy?"
And I mean no offence, but I just can't see how having a mullet, wearing a snowmobile jacket and driving a pick up truck can be considered cool!
Again, I'm sorry if this offended anybody, all meant in good humour as I'm a little frustrated... maybe I should just start drinking coffee
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Canuck-ism?
#55853 - 03/30/04 04:11 AM
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Bevvy
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".... having a mullet" -- ? Whaaahzat? Wearing a snowmobile jacket? Eh?
And what's wrong with a pickup truck!? AAAY?
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Hahah, mullets were the style way back when, every guy had them...here is a funny pic of one!!
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Mullet?
#55874 - 03/30/04 06:04 AM
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Bevvy
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I still don't get it. Is it a hair style? "Way back WHEN"? I was here then.
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Yep, a hairstyle...short hair with it long in the back...alot of young boys would have it...funny isn't it 
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Hey Lana Marie,
I'm getting married on May 15, the day your baby should be born!! How weird and cool! Just thought I would mention this little odd fact.
Bye!
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JenX, when you say "Shocking!! She wasn't there!??"
who are you talking or referrring to?
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I described my new hairdo for you all, right??? I said "supershort" but maybe I wasn't clear......
It's super short on the top and in the front, but it goes down past my collar in the back. I leave that part straight and kinda spike up the front when I'm headed out the door to jump in the old 4X4 and head off to Foxy Boxing.
And listen, Jamie, it's not like we wear the snowmobile jackets all the time.... There are certainly times where they come off and you can see that tats, if you get my meaning! *wink*
(THAT'S TATS as in TATTOOS, people.... TATTOOS . I meant to type the A not an I , thanks so much...) (Filthy minded IBSers... can't take 'em anywhere.)
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Shocking....
#55955 - 03/30/04 08:22 AM
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jenX
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I was replying to the post directly above the one I wrote...the one I linked to.
I was talking about Jamie's dream woman. He said she wasn't at Foxy Boxing... I found that shocking!
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Whew. Glad you clarified that, Jen. I SOOOO thought you had made a typo ....
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Who, me????
#55959 - 03/30/04 08:29 AM
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jenX
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I'm pure and innocent and would never have made such an error. That would be wrong.
PS: This whole thread did that thing where it hid from me by looking like I'd already read it. I hate that!
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ha ha ha... my Mom had the woman cut my hair once into a mullet. I'm still pissed off. This would have been 15 years ago. Stupid mullet.
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ROTFLMAO.
#56099 - 03/30/04 11:19 AM
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jenX
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Quote:
Stupid mullet.
No idea why that tickled me so much, but I am literally wiping away tears here!
THANKS!
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Re: EH?
#56165 - 03/30/04 01:16 PM
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Shell Marr
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Quote:
(Quote): "but alas, the lovely 'ladies' just weren't interested."
STUPID LADIES!
Darn Straight STUPID LADIES....!! 
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My Uncle STILL has one of these darn things.... he is only a year older then me too.... kinda scarry someone my own age is still wearing then. I must say.... he does wear it well...... he perms it...and keeps it very nice....BUT STILL!! lol
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Exactly Bev - and may I just point out that it was the MALE (Jamie) that started the hair talk this time.
Now the fact that the women took off with it is another story....
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This afternoon, this guy came up to my desk REEKING of stale coffee and had a cup in his hand. The stench was afwful!
All I could think of was this post and who would want to have sex with someone smelling like that! EW!
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Re: Foxy Lady
#56263 - 03/30/04 07:23 PM
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JBI
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Wow, it's like I've found my dream woman!
speaking of tats, I've got a big one that reads "satan's soldier" on my arm. My passengers love that, especially when I wear those contacts that looks like I have massively large pupils.
It's all about being professional, that's what attracts the ladies.
"hey Baby, that's a nice snowmobile jacket, it'd look great crumpled up in a heap on my floor tomorrow morning"
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Sorry Bev,
But Mags has got a point, it was the ladies that took off with the hair talk. 
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I just almost snarfed my fennel tea. THAT'S FUNNY STUFF!
Certainly the contacts must be reassuring to your passengers. I get that.
It's clear why you're such a hit with "the ladies." Yes, it doesn't take a genius to see that you've hit upon a fantabulous plan of attack on that front! Your pick-up line alone has me clamoring to get on a plane and toss my snowmobile jacket aside with wild abandon. I didn't even need to hear about the tattoo... that's just icing, baby!
PS: feeling better today? saw in another post you had a bad day yesterday....
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Whew!
#56357 - 03/31/04 08:18 AM
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Bevvy
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Is it hot in here -- or is it just you two?
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I'm beginning to get the picture that I'm old enough to be this guy's mother!
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I'm your agent, dagnabbit! Just doin' my job, Girlfriend, just doin' my job.
I'm pretty good at it, too, ain't I?
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You ARE ain'tcha.
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Quit Shoooshing Me!
That made me laugh pretty dang hard!
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Re: EH?
#56547 - 03/31/04 02:15 PM
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LauraSue
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Jamie, you are too funny!!!! I'm reacting to your original post about how there'd be a little kid there asking "can you be my daddy?"
You're wasted up there, come to NYC immediately, city boy! You'd be VERY popular. I think you'd have no trouble finding that special person who's right for you!! In fact I'm starting a list of people to introduce to you. C'mon, whaddaya say, cutie?!
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Re: EH?
#56548 - 03/31/04 02:17 PM
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LauraSue
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Lana Marie!
I didn't know you were expecting!! Congratulations!! I'm going to wish for a girl for you, we're just easier than boys!!
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Bev, you're not so bad either, GF! Sorry I didn't see this until now. That'll teach me to get so busy I don't read all the posts -- I miss the sweet ones like this!!
Thanks!!
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Just how old do you think I am Jen?
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Re: EH?
#56555 - 03/31/04 02:34 PM
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JBI
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That might not be too bad an idea. Go visit somewhere other than going home. I've been to NYC but only for a day. Actually it was a trip there made me decide to become a pilot.
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Oh, I never play that game, Jamie! No way to win the age guessing game!
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Ah but Jen, you have to remember that I'm a guy and don't get offended if you guess to high or too low
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Well, I'll butt in and make a guess! I'd say you're a very youthful looking 30. Am I close??
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Re: EH?
#56580 - 03/31/04 03:09 PM
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A trip here made you decide to become a pilot? That sounds like a great story! Tell us, tell us!!
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Hey LauraSue,
I like it when people think I'm older than I really am I'm actually only 24.
When I was in my last year of highschool, I wasn't sure what I wanted to do after I was done. My Aunt (who was a flight attendant) had recently gotten remarried to a pilot. I was asking him about what was involved in becoming a pilot and he gave me lots of info and then offered to take me on a flight. This was before 9/11 so I got to sit in the jumposeat in teh flight deck the whole trip from Toronto to New York, we stayed at the World trade Center Marriott and spent the day exploring Manhattan. It was great. When I got home I decided that that would be a great career. So far it's a little different than what I expected, flying into short dirt runways in the middle of nowhere verses International airports in Exoctic cities, however, it still has it's moments.
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Neat story, Jamie. Thanks for sharing it! That's much better than the story of how I became an accountant (I kept spilling things on customers when working as a waitress so I knew I had to find a different profession!!)
I used to like it when people thought I was older than I looked too! Isn't that funny? (Not any more tho. I'm so glad that 50 is the new 40!!!)
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