Humor for the Young at Heart
#353900 - 01/04/10 09:57 AM
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Windchimes
Reged: 09/05/09
Posts: 581
Loc: Northern California
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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'
'Then, I'll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.
'YES!!' stated the waitress.
'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.
'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around the block more than once!
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Senior female, IBS-D, presently stable thanks to Heather & Staff
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Tee hee hee! Seniors as in "old-timers"? Get it?  he he he
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YEP!... I DO get the pun here. Not all seniors are senile... nor are the snipers very wise. 
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Senior female, IBS-D, presently stable thanks to Heather & Staff
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lol, You crack me up. That was kind of what I meant. It had something to do with Newbies. Catch my drift now? Inside joke.
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