Re: Co-workers!
#345509 - 05/04/09 10:47 AM
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Nelly
Reged: 08/06/04
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Loc: Within stray mortar fire of DC
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Yes, I'm just here in this booth, feeling very much like a pregnant woman pushing with each PAINFUL contraction, but Yes, I can sign your timecard and HAVE A LENGTHY CONVERSATION about you upcoming vacation to Fiji... volcanoes, you say...? [brace for it...]
~nelly~ 
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Oh and how did you say your DOG was doing? ok. That's wonderful [pain, spasm] Oh I'm just fine. Thank you. [though I might curl up and die right here]
No thank you, I would not like a DOUGHNUT and some DOMINO'S PIZZA. I'm just on a DIET.  Chicken Rotel??? MMM sounds good, sorry, still not on the diet plan.
Everything these people make for breakfast or lunch is nothing but fatty cheese. And they complain about being fat!!! But they always want to cook for something.
What did we have at my wedding shower??? Pulled PORK, baked BEANS, potato SALAD, CHOCOLATE CAKE. Poo. I couldn't eat a durn bit of it!! They all know I can't eat this stuff, but did not respect my concerns.
Venting over.........
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IBS-C, Gas, Bloating, HURTING!
I'm married and it's so wonderful!
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Thanks for the giggle! I read this while working today and it made me smile
I guess Im lucky, i have an office that is all mine and my cleaning girl (i manage an apt complex) has ibs too so we alternate running in and out the bathroom lol with my maintenance man i just look at him and say...i gotta poop hit the road and he does.....he can't believe us two girls can go or not go (depending on the day lol) so much.
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It made me smile too!!!
I have my own office, but it's in a building with a bunch of offices with other employees of the same facility. Kind of sucks, but I keep to myself and try not to get in the middle of ANYTHING!!!! I am working on starting my own pottery barn, but it just hasn't gotten off its feet yet. I'm waiting on my fiance (soon to be husband ) to get out of school before we actually start the business.
But until then......
My bathroom is only ten feet from my office, so it's not too bad. There are only about 5 of us that use this restroom upstairs, so I don't feel bad when I have to 'go'. We have some spray that says for "smoke, garbage, and 'other malodors'" I guess I'm considered one of the 'malodors' lol
I'm glad I could make you giggle! Maybe I need to come work for you, you seem like a pretty cool boss!
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IBS-C, Gas, Bloating, HURTING!
I'm married and it's so wonderful!
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okay, that's hilarious!! Am I the only one who gets the joke?? HA!
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Lisa, IBS-C (Vegan)
Stable since July 2007!
Mommy to Rhiannon Marie (Dec. 13, 2008)
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Most definitely hilarious!
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IBS-C, Gas, Bloating, HURTING!
I'm married and it's so wonderful!
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"11!" *snicker*
Ever feel like we all have our own language??
~nelly~ 
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Hey Nellie,
I don't know why, but that comment has gotten the most delayed responses!
How are you doing - any better?
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Ladies & gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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Sad Nelly
#346230 - 05/20/09 11:41 AM
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Nelly
Reged: 08/06/04
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Loc: Within stray mortar fire of DC
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BF was fired today. He didn't finish a project last night. I wasn't supposed to let him go to sleep. We both nodded off. The project wasn't finished, so he got fired at 8:30am this morning. 
We're both out of work now. I'm stunned. We have no savings and I can't believe I'm contemplating moving back in with my mother. BF is talking about going to Afghanistan to do IT work. It's all a mess.
Physically I'm ok. Don't know how/when this latest round of events is going to hit me. I wish I had something funny to post but I'm facing eviction within 2 months and more tears when BF comes home. Arg. Sucks.
~sad nelly~
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That's crazy! I can't believe he got fired like that!!! Well, you know how the saying goes: when one door closes....
You're a tough cookie, Nelly, I'm sure everything will work out. I'm sending some good vibes your way...
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Lisa, IBS-C (Vegan)
Stable since July 2007!
Mommy to Rhiannon Marie (Dec. 13, 2008)
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